


We Need Backup

by Calvin Wong



Category: Unreal Tournament
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2004-02-16
Updated: 2004-02-16
Packaged: 2013-06-30 06:55:53
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 247
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1734740/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/43975/Calvin-Wong
Summary: It doesn't seem fair that I always get murdered in Onslaught because of my high ping. And since I prefer Blue, I never seem to be able to find competent help. To Creed's 'One Last Breath'





	We Need Backup

We Need Backup  
(To Creed's One Last Breath)

Please come now, I think it's over and  
I wonder where all our guys have gone.  
The little red boys came from nowhere  
And not a single one survived.  
We are down to this one outpost;  
And soon the power node shall fall  
And when it falls today,  
We shall say  
  
Help us out  
We've one point left to lose then it's over.  
(Or maybe eight-nil  
Is not that bad.)  
  
Bring us some tanks,  
Get us some AVRiLs, Mantas, hell, anything you can.  
We think the red boys came from nowhere  
And I need some ammo fast.  
I called out for human backup,  
But then all I got were bots.  
So when we fall today  
We shall say  
  
Oh my God.  
They're 0wn1ng all our nodes and it's over.  
Holding out now,  
With sixteen health.  
  
Here they come,  
I can't see but I think they've got buggies.  
I think we're kissing  
This node goodbye.  
  
Goodbye Blue One.  
  
Where's that air support?  
Or is it my imagination run amok?  
Get out here; fight for this  
I just can't believe we're going to die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're all gonna die

Nine-nil now.  
It's six rounds left to go and I'm crying.


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